Thursday, August 16, 2012

The flu that flattened Sweat Depot

Sick of being sick?

This seasons flu has been a doozey... You only have to listen to our resident nurses to confirm stories of seemingly fit middle-aged men and women being admitted to ICU, and worse.... young Mum's so sick that the family have been called to say their goodbyes.



But if I can lessen even a second of you and your family's discomfort with these natural remedies and preventatives, I will sleep a little bit better. I would not wish this flu on my worst enemy....

On a positive note, taking responsiblity for your health and not blaming everyone else is the strongest character trait I see in people.... and these people are proven to get well faster.  If you are a well adult, you should only be getting the flu every three years. It is mother nature, DNA and all the things that make up being a human.  Embracing illness as training for our immune system for when the really bad stuff happens, i.e.: cancer, is a positive thing.  Treat your body like you would a business that has hit a financial hurdle... seek advice and implement measures.  Accept that your immune system has failed you (not society), so you have to get to work to get better...

UPON WAKING:
1.  Drink warm filtered water mixed with VITAL GREENS, ALOE GEL and take a probiotic:  this is a triple threat to the virus.... supplementing your diet if your appetite is suffering, increasing good flora in your gut to fight the bad stuff and replenish what antibiotics are actively destroying.  Don't be fooled with the green powder of vital greens, it actually has a really soothing pineapple/ tropical taste that is a delight to sore throats.

2.  Have a warm shower.  Attempt to break up any mucus, open sinuses and flush bad lactic acid that has accumulated as your body did battle over night.  Moisturise with coconut oil, olive oil or avocado oil to get some Omega 3's into your body's largest organ (your skin).  Rub Aloe Heat Lotion into the lower back to relieve the associated kidney pain and muscle soreness, rub it into the chest to further break up congestion, rub it into the temples for sinuses and headache.

3.  Have an egg in grainy bread with fried tomato - you need the protein from the egg and the vitamin C from the tomato battle virus's and rebuild healthy cells.

4.  Snooze in the sun.  Yes, I just gave you permission to go back to sleep.  If we slept more we wouldn't be overweight and have a lowered immune function in the first place.  And remember, two things killed the plague - getting rid of rats and opening the shutters.  The sun is a healing god, and totally free (in Brisbane).

5.  Eat chicken soup for lunch.  It has been clinically proven to increase immune function.  Shan has heaps of fantastically nutritious soups for you on her blog... My Food Religion.

6.  Drink loads of green tea.  We are avoiding milk in black teas and coffee, but the green tea is also a natural anti-bacterial.

7.  Stop the viral cycle.  Use water dispersible eucalyptus on toilets, bathrooms and white household surfaces for it's anti-bacterial and virus killing properties.  TOP CLEANING TIP: I use a white washer (eucalyptus discolours) to clean, and pop this washer in a white wash to sanitise and deodorise .

8.  Eat oranges.... citrus really is the King of Cold Killing.

9.  If you have to go shopping buy a fresh beetroot juice (maybe with some ginger, celery and a little pineapple)  while you are out.  I am not a fan of juicing but this is the super juice to clear chest infections.... trust me.   It is the Batman of the Bacteria Cave.

10.  Go back to bed again - avoid falling asleep in front of the TV as it stuffs with your REM and hence your healing sleep.

11.  Don't train with a fever.  Ever.  It will weaken the heart walls and that is why healthy people drop dead from heart attacks.  And no - I didn't train when I was really sick..... I just held focus mitts.



12.  Haven't got your own gloves yet?  I attempt to keep the loan gloves as clean as possible, but they are only as clean as the last person who borrowed them.  Loan gloves are like loan underwear - an exception, not the rule.






CAN'T STOP COUGHING??? Try taking aspirin, it dumbs down the cough spasm and allows you to rest.

This is my best tip: use SENECA and AMMONIA for that cough (ask for it at chemists).  It doesn't calm the cough immediately, but I guarantee that it breaks up persistent coughs that antibiotics can't touch in a matter of days.  It tastes like a wet dirty sock because of the licorice root, but everything that works for illness tastes bad.  If you are that sick you won't even blink at the taste, you will just want to get better.

LATE AFTERNOON:

13.  Eat roast potato skins with Himalayan sea salt and dried herbs - yes, I just gave you permission to eat carbs (GASP!) after 6pm - what a crock FYI.....  The Vitamin C is invaluable, but the carbohydrate is awesome to get you to sleep well, and if you roast in avocado oil or macadamia oil then you have beautiful fats to restore your organs.  Fry kale and onions and garlic and have a big greasy sausage.  I lost 4 kilos and 2 days, so weight gain really wasn't an issue when I was sick - muscle wastage is - and muscle wastage just makes you feel sicker  (flu x 2).

14.  Prepare for sleep.  Your healing sleep is from 10pm - 2am.  Have a long, hot bath in Epsom salts (for aching muscles), with pure lavender (relaxation) and eucalyptus oils (for breathing).  Rub tea tree oil into the gateway of reflexology heaven - the soles of your feet - and put on warm socks (Baby Vick's is good for our littlies).   Drink hot tea with lemon, apple cider vinegar and honey to help open airways.  Go to bed with a hot water bottle for chills.  Have loads of pillows to prop you up and lesson the nasal drip that causes night coughing.  Cut up an onion and put it beside your bed.  An intensive care nurse taught me this (she described it as sucking up roaming viruses) and she was completely on mark.  Keep loads of water beside your bed for when fever sets in - sometimes the dehydration is way worse to treat.  Have a plan if your coughing won't stop (puffer, a honey/ vinegar mix, hot shower).  Anxiety will just make it worse.



15.  Don't be afraid to seek assistance - it's really hard when you still have a family to run.  But when I am King of the World I will appoint a Mum Fairy.  She will be tasked with attaching a sticker to the heads of people that are tinkering on the abyss of health hell, stating "Help needed - don't throw one more ball at this juggling act or it will all fall'.  Cancel work, cancel social engagements, book in sleep.  The Mum Fairy has spoken.